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All in New Objectivity
Inside Pearl's Studio
I initially wrote that my least favorite word is "antidisestablishmentarianism" but that was a lie.
Spoilers Ahead
That 4th shot is not going to be a good idea in the morning, he is not going to text you back, and Gege is not bringing Gojo back.
Loc'd Up, Won't Let Me Out
My loc journey feels like such a departure from the rest of my hair journey. I have to understand why that’s the case.
Be The Woo
Be on your woo woo shit like Hey Fran Hey be saying.
Words Mean Things
Sticks and stones may break my bones but, also, talk to me niiiiiice.
The Many Definitions of Pearls and Cucumbers
Community is key. Why name a wellness blog Pearls and Cucumbers? Is it suggestive? Is it ironic? All of the above and then some.
My Saturn Been Returned
My Saturn came back and knocked me senseless. Then, I swear, it back handed me.
Shame and Fear by Ari Frangias
A Peek Behind the Queer Curtain